So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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