Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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