THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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