New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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