sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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