Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what day is it and did you see me today?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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