i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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