So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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