he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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