Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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