Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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