I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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