Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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