Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I want to stick my p in your. b.
so explain again why im purple
no
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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