My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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