Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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