Christians are straight up FREAKS
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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