what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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