were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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