He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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