the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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