you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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