they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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