Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
