lets start a swedish sibling band together
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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