dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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