walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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