i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
