Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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