is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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