So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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