I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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