you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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