So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I understand Curling. That high.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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