Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
