i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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