i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Holy sore nipples Batman
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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