I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My feet surprised me
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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