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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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