For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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