I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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