awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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