david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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