I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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