i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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