I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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