If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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