drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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