How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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