At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
