Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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