he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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