would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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