just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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