a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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