Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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